Wednesday, 12 January 2011

The Gallery: Body Parts

This weeks gallery has been causing a stir on Twitter and left me with a conundrum..Do I annoy the gallery host Tara Cain by posting my feet? Or perhaps take a leaf out of Mocha beanie mummy Jay's book and post my arse!? Was a mighty fine arse! Well I will spare you all my bum..did I hear a collective sigh of relief!?
But I will show you my Bangers, Jugs, Knockers, Rack, Fun Bags Hooters, Babylons, Melons, Baps AKA Boobs! Whatever you and yours choose to call them mine have been a rather dominating feature throughout my life.
It has taken me until the age of 34 to learn to love them, it has been a love hate relationship. At war with 'the girls' when they have failed to fit into pretty clothes and stubbornly refused to be contained in any sexy lace number I have tried to ensconce them in. Love when I finally thought I had lugged them around for a reason and breastfed my daughter. War again when they couldn't satisfy her hunger. Love when I realised that she loved them as a pillow! And love for the hours of amusement they seem to have provided as the butt of many of my friends jokes..So hurray for boobs! and thanks for the mammaries..sorry!


  1. That's the spirit! What a magnificent pair!

  2. What a great post! Wish I had a little bit of your confidence!!

  3. thanks for the mammories ahhahahahahahhaa!!!!!
    thanks for my comment too.. we should start our very own boob club ;) nice pair! xx

  4. You're braver than me. There is no way I'd post a pic of me boobs. I've blogged about them but not posted pix like this.

  5. Wow they are a magnificent pair! Mine look very droopy in comparison!!! Lol!!

  6. Thank you all for the lovely ego boost! Emma it's all the bra! would hit my knees otherwise ;) Boobs are fab..all shapes and sizes..chests out stand up tall and be proud of them xx