Wednesday 12 January 2011

The Gallery: Body Parts

This weeks gallery has been causing a stir on Twitter and left me with a conundrum..Do I annoy the gallery host Tara Cain by posting my feet? Or perhaps take a leaf out of Mocha beanie mummy Jay's book and post my arse!? Was a mighty fine arse! Well I will spare you all my bum..did I hear a collective sigh of relief!?
But I will show you my Bangers, Jugs, Knockers, Rack, Fun Bags Hooters, Babylons, Melons, Baps AKA Boobs! Whatever you and yours choose to call them mine have been a rather dominating feature throughout my life.
It has taken me until the age of 34 to learn to love them, it has been a love hate relationship. At war with 'the girls' when they have failed to fit into pretty clothes and stubbornly refused to be contained in any sexy lace number I have tried to ensconce them in. Love when I finally thought I had lugged them around for a reason and breastfed my daughter. War again when they couldn't satisfy her hunger. Love when I realised that she loved them as a pillow! And love for the hours of amusement they seem to have provided as the butt of many of my friends jokes..So hurray for boobs! and thanks for the mammaries..sorry!



6 comments:

  1. That's the spirit! What a magnificent pair!

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  2. What a great post! Wish I had a little bit of your confidence!!
    XxX

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  3. thanks for the mammories ahhahahahahahhaa!!!!!
    thanks for my comment too.. we should start our very own boob club ;) nice pair! xx

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  4. You're braver than me. There is no way I'd post a pic of me boobs. I've blogged about them but not posted pix like this.

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  5. Wow they are a magnificent pair! Mine look very droopy in comparison!!! Lol!!

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  6. Thank you all for the lovely ego boost! Emma it's all the bra! would hit my knees otherwise ;) Boobs are fab..all shapes and sizes..chests out stand up tall and be proud of them xx

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